pre0cup1ed (_seal_the_deal) wrote in retardxlove,
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DING DONG I'M HAIRY

Name:Clair
Age:16
Location:Parma, Ohio [right southwest of Cleveland]

Favorite..
Books:
Stoner & Spaz, The Lovely Bones, Lucky, This Lullaby
Movies:Spider Man 1&2, The Day After Tomorrow, Sixteen Candles, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Little Mermaid, Donnie Darko
Color:pink/gray/purple
Foods:pizza, macaroni and cheese, chocolate, ice cream, apples, chicken, french fries
Bands:The Spill Canvas, Brand New, No Doubt, Dashboard Confessional, Tiger Army, MxPx, Weezer, Blink-182

What makes you retard material? Sooo many things.  I may be smart [i have a GPA over 4.0] but I do/say the dumbest things.  I regulary walk into walls/doors, I just realized a few weeks ago that tootsie rolls are chocolate...the list goes on.
Please list 3 pet peeves. 1) People not calling when they say they will.  2) Slow computers [mine].  3) Feet rubbing on carpet.
Tell us something stupid. um...i can stick my fist on my mouth [I feel like Karen from Mean Girls]
Do you snort when you laugh? haha...sometimes
Do you have any lame habits or hobbies? Not really.  I mostly just sit around & don't do much
Draw us a picture of anything on the paint program and post it here:

Post 3-6 pictures of yourself BEING RETARDED.

thinking i'm a badass.

licking my friend steve's ear.

sucking a dick drawn on the chalkboard. [sorry if that's inappropriate]

fitting a pop can in my mouth.



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